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Henry Bremhorst
Mike Fitzgerald
Calvin Schubbe
Dan Asmuth
Nate Reynebeau
Dan Murphy
Spencer Kocken
Christopher Kessenich
Dan Klister
Connor O'Brien
Trent Duerr
Sam Kocken
Tom Klister
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Beginning in 2025, the team with the most regular season wins over the next 5 seasons will win $600.
After Season 1:
Player Suspensions: If a manager has a player on his roster (starting lineup or bench) that has been suspended, their team will be docked 5 points for that week. If the suspension is longer than one week, the 5 point deduction only applies to the first week of their suspension.
Vasectomy Rule: If a manager gets a vasectomy during the regular season, they will have the ability to add 5 points to whatever week they would like during that regular season. It must be announced prior to the start of the week.
League Relegation: Beginning in 2026, the last place teams will be relegated.
Turbo Rule: Each team will be allowed to put one player on turbo, once a season (regular season only). That player will be awarded 150% of their weekly points. The player must be identified prior to the start of the Thursday game by posting in the league message boards who they want to be put on turbo.
Rules Meeting: All those that attend the rules meeting will be rewarded with $5 in FAAB money.
Draft Attendance: All teams are required to make AT LEAST 2 picks at the draft (aka auto draft is not an option, unless you have an excused absence). If you do not draft, your first round pick that is auto-drafted will be suspended for the entire year.
League Payouts: CO will act as the LLFFL Treasurer. All league dues are due to him no later than the start of the draft. League dues are $200 ($200 x 12 = $2,400) and payouts are as follows:
-$280 to weekly point winners ($20/week x 14 weeks)
-$150 to the highest scoring regular season team
-$100 to the survivor winner
-$120 to the megapot
-$250 to 3rd place
-$500 to 2nd place
-$1,000 to 1st place
Survivor League: Whoever scores the lowest total points in the league each week will be kicked from the survivor league, and the last man standing at the end of week 11 will win $100.
Co-managers: Only ONE co-manager is allowed, and the co-manager cannot have more than 15% stake in your team. Also, a co-manager cannot be engraved on the ladle. All co-managers will have to have a unanimous vote from the rest of the league to be able to join.
Lady Ladle: If you do not engrave your name on Lady Ladle after winning the league, you will forfeit your FIRST TWO DRAFT PICKS the following year as punishment for not honoring her. You will also have to live the entire rest of your life in shame and regret. This is the most unflinching of all rules.
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